I am bouncy, bubbly and energetic. I live in
beautiful Sydney. I have moxie, spunk and several tattoos. I am deathly afraid
of opening windows. I once singed off my eyelashes in a freak BBQ accident.
Fortunately, they have returned. I have one bionic arm, which affords me great
strength. I can lift a litre of beer for easy consumption. I get dizzy on
stopped escalators. I am also short.