They call it the race that stops a nation. ...and it does unless you are a quilter! Then we get inspired and sew. Don your fancy frocks and feathered hats. It's almost post time. My tips for the 2012 Melbourne Cup are Americain, Lights of Heaven and Winchester for the long odds.
I am bouncy, bubbly and energetic. I live in
beautiful Sydney. I have moxie, spunk and several tattoos. I am deathly afraid
of opening windows. I once singed off my eyelashes in a freak BBQ accident.
Fortunately, they have returned. I have one bionic arm, which affords me great
strength. I can lift a litre of beer for easy consumption. I get dizzy on
stopped escalators. I am also short.