let's roll

I walked by Smith's room today and was taken aback...


I said, "Young lady, in this house we don't skate in Liberty dresses."
"Go put on something more appropriate."
"But... but... "
"But what?" I asked.
"You haven't made me any pants."


"Where did you get that thing anyway? I know I've been wrecklessly spending on eBay, but a skateboard definitely wasn't in the order."
"Craig bought it."
I smiled a very big smile.
"Well you are one very lucky girl to have a man in your life who is so understanding. He's even bought you the exact same brand that I have."


With that, we're both ready to roll.